"Hello, hello, hello, hello"

Nothing inherently weird about that, but in the context of being midway through a sentence, was pretty bizarre

"I just love me some you, I really do"

'Me' and 'some' seem like extraneous words in this sentence

"Who knew you were doing up-tempo? Awww ah ah awwwww!"

Maybe this blog should be called 'meaningless noises Kelly makes'

"Honey baboo"

LOUD NOISES

"She's taking control like Janet Jackson control"

What's Janet Jackson control?

“There’s this thing we do in the states where you just wanna throw something at somebody when they’re killing it. I almost threw my pen at you because I was like sing boy”

Are you sure everyone in the states does that Kelly?

(Thanks Mary)

"Both of you can open your mouths and make people look at you just by opening your mouths"

That's weird.

"This girl came out swinging and I mean swinging"

You mean she wasn't wearing a bra?

"High five momma"

I have never high fived my mother.  I feel guilty now.

"You just nail it and lock it in"

Whatever 'it' is must be really secure

"Girl, you a bad chick, I can't even front"

"I feel like you're back in your soul"

I guess that must be a good thing?

"DUB DUM" **taps head in Louis' direction** "DUB DUM" **taps head again** "DUB DUM"

I've no idea what to say except that that was BRILLIANT television.  DUB DUM!

"Just be better, be better, be much better"

Please be more constructive with your feedback.

"Do you even know the meaning of swagger?"

Do you even know the meaning of any words at all?

"She siiirrrmashed her performance. You HAVE to say Sir Mashed"

"God dog momma, you put it down"

'God' is 'dog' backwards, so I guess that makes sense?

"Y'all are gonna see this girl everywhere"

[as she kicks someone off the x-factor]

"Y'all really killed it out there"

So, is it better to kill something or put something down?  I'm confused now.

"There is an abundance of putting it down going on right now"

What?